Limericks - 3

I'm taking my cat to the vets
Shes the favourite one of pets
She gave me a shock

I'm taking my cat to the vets
Shes the favourite one of my pets
She gave me a shock
By running amok

I'm taking my cat to the vets
Shes the favourite one of my pets
She gave me a shock
By running amok
And insisting I pay all my debts!

I fell asleep and started to dream

I fell asleep and started to dream
Of hot chocolate, marshmallow and cream

I fell asleep and started to dream
Of hot chocolate, marshmallow and cream
Which taste so delicious

I fell asleep and started to dream
Of hot chocolate, marshmallow and cream
Which taste so delicious
But alas were fictitious

I fell asleep and started to dream
Of hot chocolate, marshmallow and cream
Which taste so delicious
But alas were fictitious
So I woke with a very loud scream!!

I once had a hairdo with ringlets

I once had a hairdo with ringlets
All the staff in the salon wore singlets

I once had a hairdo with ringlets
All the staff in the salon wore singlets
Hair was tied up in rags

I once had a hairdo with ringlets
All the staff in the salon wore singlets
Hair was tied up in rags
All the staff puffed their fags

Can't think of the next line, but having a good laugh!

I once had a hairdo with ringlets
All the staff in the salon wore singlets
Hair was tied up in rags
All the staff puffed their fags
Whilst feeding their tiny pet piglets .

These rhymes are usually so funny

I once had a hairdo with ringlets
All the staff in the salon wore singlets
Hair was tied up in rags
All the staff puffed their fags
With pink faces like the back end of piglets.

Writing limericks is really good fun

These rhymes are usually so funny
They make me feel happy and sunny

These rhymes are usually so funny
They make me feel happy and sunny
I giggle and smile

These rhymes are usually so funny
They make me feel happy and sunny
I giggle and smile
At their lighthearted style

These rhymes are usually so funny
They make me feel happy and sunny
I giggle and smile
At their lighthearted style
Let's try one about bears and honey!

There once was a greedy teddy

There once was a greedy teddy
Whose Brek was always Reddy

There once was a greedy teddy
Whose Brek was always Reddy
He scoffed and he scoffed

There once was a greedy teddy
Whose Brek was always Reddy
He scoffed and he scoffed,
Sitting in the hayloft

There once was a greedy teddy
Whose Brekkie was always ready
He scoffed and he scoffed
Sitting in the hayloft
Until he was ready for beddy!

He says he'll watch TV tonight

He says he'll watch TV tonight
But nothing to give him a fright

He says he'll watch TV tonight
But nothing to give him a fright
He'll watch footie and golf

He says he'll watch TV tonight
But nothing to give him a fright
He'll watch footie and golf
With his little son Rolf

He says he'll watch TV tonight
But nothing to give him a fright
He'll watch footie and golf
With his little son Rolf
And sleep without a nightlight.

There once was a young man from Rhyl