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Bathsheba Mon 19-Feb-18 14:46:46

There was an old woman from Hull
In her garden she kept a big bull
He's an Aberdeen Angus and gorgeous
His dangly bits are really enormous
His coat used fifty kilos of wool!

My son has just bought a new puppy

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Barberdice Fri 06-Apr-18 14:48:17

Is it farewell to frost?

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Elrel Fri 06-Apr-18 14:11:15

Is it too cold yet for summer plants?
For gardens with a bright expanse

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henetha Fri 06-Apr-18 12:25:58

When I was young and slender
My heart was sweet and tender,
Times flown past somehow
I had to make a vow,
But I've become the great pretender.

Is it too cold yet for summer plants?

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Barberdice Fri 06-Apr-18 08:29:13

Oops should say 'tender'

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Barberdice Fri 06-Apr-18 08:28:25

When I was young and slender
My heart was sweet and tendErnest
Times flown past somehow
I had to make a vow

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Barberdice Fri 06-Apr-18 08:24:48

Falling in love

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Jangran99 Fri 06-Apr-18 08:22:25

When I was young and slender
my heart was sweet and tender
Time's flown past somehow

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travelsafar Fri 06-Apr-18 08:15:24

When I was young and slender
my heart was sweet and tender

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Rosieroe Fri 06-Apr-18 08:13:12

They're all visiting for my birthday
They're bringing me presents, hurray!
My favourite tipples
Some raspberry ripples
And a beautiful floral bouquet

When I was young and slender

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Bellanonna Fri 06-Apr-18 00:40:06

They're all visiting for my birthday
They're bringing me presents, hurray!
My favourite tipples
Some raspberry ripples

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FarNorth Thu 05-Apr-18 22:48:09

They're all visiting for my birthday
They're bringing me presents, hurray!
My favourite tipples

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Bathsheba Thu 05-Apr-18 22:28:25

They're all visiting for my birthday
They're bringing me presents, hurray!

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Barberdice Thu 05-Apr-18 20:24:17

My car has got a puncture it really is a pain
Now I'll have to travel by train
Hope no leaves are on the line
And I arrive by ten to nine
Now another problem its pouring down with rain

They're all visiting for my birthday

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Elrel Thu 05-Apr-18 18:53:10

Sorry Bathsheba, not looking back
My car has got a puncture it really is a pain
Now I’ll have to travel by train
Hope no leaves are on the line
And I arrive by ten to nine

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Jangran99 Thu 05-Apr-18 16:51:50

Sorry Bathsheba, not looking back
My car has got a puncture it really is a pain
Now I’ll have to travel by train
Hope no leaves are on the line

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Bathsheba Thu 05-Apr-18 16:47:50

“Everywhere”? confused

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Jangran99 Thu 05-Apr-18 15:47:36

My car has got a puncture it really is a pain
Now I’ll have to travel everywhere by train
Hope no leaves are on the line

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Bathsheba Thu 05-Apr-18 14:26:17

My car has got a puncture it really is a pain
Now I’ll have to travel by train

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travelsafar Thu 05-Apr-18 13:32:24

He'll be glad to be home to his wife
With a much improved quality of life
In the three-legged race,
He'll go at a pace
with his wit still as sharp as a knife!!

My car has got a puncture it really is a pain

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Squiffy Thu 05-Apr-18 13:29:23

He'll be glad to be home to his wife
With a much improved quality of life
In the three-legged race,
He'll go at a pace

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FarNorth Thu 05-Apr-18 12:55:03

He'll be glad to be home to his wife
With a much improved quality of life
In the three-legged race,

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Bathsheba Thu 05-Apr-18 12:40:16

He'll be glad to be home to his wife
With a much improved quality of life

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Squiffy Thu 05-Apr-18 11:19:52

A man called Philip has got a new hip
He's finding it hard when the time comes to strip
Let's hope he is suffering no pain
And will soon be on his feet again
No more of his beer through a drip.

He'll be glad to be home to his wife

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henetha Thu 05-Apr-18 09:20:29

A man called Philip has got a new hip
He's finding it hard when the time comes to strip
Let's hope he is suffering no pain
And will soon be on his feet again

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travelsafar Thu 05-Apr-18 09:15:40

A man called Philip has got a new hip
He's finding it hard when the time comes to strip
Let's hope he is suffering no pain

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