Limericks - 2

I think I should go to keep fit
As all I do is just knit
I'd leap up and down

I think I should go to keep fit
As all I do is just knit

looked in the mirror one day
And saw nothing, but masses of grey
I felt very glum
When I looked at my tum
So I hurriedly just looked away

I think I should go to keep fit

I looked in the mirror one day
And saw nothing, but masses of grey
I felt very glum
When I looked at my tum

I looked in the mirror one day
And saw nothing, but masses of grey
I felt very glum

Miss A I like yours better.

Oops! Ignore me.

I looked in the mirror one day
And found to my utter dismay

I looked in the mirror one day
And saw nothing, but masses of grey

I think that I may take a lodger
But certainly not an old codger,
He'll have to be fit
Amusing, with wit
And not a shirker or dodger

I looked in the mirror one day

I think that I may take a lodger
But certainly not an old codger,
He'll have to be fit
Amusing, with wit

I think that I may take a lodger
But certainly not an old codger,
He'll have to be fit

I think that I may take a lodger
But certainly not an old codger

The pigeons have gorged all the food
Was it all exceedingly good?
The poor Robins are starving
So the meat I'm carving
And I'm giving them ice cream for pud

I think that I may take a lodger

The pigeons have gorged all the food
Was it all exceedingly good?
The poor Robins are starving
So the meat I'm carving

The pigeons have gorged all the food
Was it all exceedingly good?
The poor Robins are starving

The pigeons have gorged all the food
Was it all exceedingly good?

I've got to go out but it's snowing,
But I must get away from his snoring
I might take a chance
Like Rudolf I'll prance
And my nose, too, will be glowing.

The pigeons have gorged all the food

Kill the errant w!

I've got to go out but it's snowing,
But I must get away from his snoring
I might take a chance
Like Rudolf I'll prance w

I've got to go out but it's snowing,
But I must get away from his snoring
I might take a chance

I've got to go out but it's snowing,
But I must get away from his snoring

I am thinking of getting a pet
Thought a goldfish would seem rather wet
It won't go for a walk,
And certainly can't talk,
A ?'s a much better bet!

I've got to go out but it's snowing,

I am thinking of getting a pet
Thought a goldfish would seem rather wet
It won't go for a walk,
And certainly can't talk

I am thinking of getting a pet
Thought a goldfish would seem rather wet
It won't go for a walk,