Limericks - 2

Forget the snow and look for the sun
A Med cruise would be such fun
I would bask on the deck
And order cocktail...what the heck!
Then round the deck I'd drunkenly run.

Why is my bank account shrinking?

Forget the snow and look for the sun
A Med cruise would be such fun
I would bask on the deck
And order cocktail...what the heck!

Forget the snow and look for the sun
A Med cruise would be such fun
I would bask on the deck

Forget the snow and look for the sun
A Med cruise would be such fun

Forget the snow and look for the sun

The rain has turned snow into slush
I don't slip if I don't try to rush,
So I'll just be quite careful
As falling makes me quite fearful
If my knickers are on show I will blush!

The rain has turned snow into slush
I don't slip if I don't try to rush,
So I'll just be quite careful
As falling makes me quite fearful

The rain has turned snow into slush
I don't slip if I don't try to rush,
So I'll just be quite careful

The rain has has turned snow into slush
I don't slip if I don't try to rush

Well done Jan, I was stumped!

The snow in our street is now ice
Before I go out I think twice,
Will anyone notice
This touch of neurosis
That makes me now think thrice.

The rain has has turned snow into slush

The snow in our street is now ice
Before I go out I think twice,
Will anyone notice
This touch of neurosis

The snow in our street is now ice
Before I go out I think twice,
Will anyone notice

The snow in our street is now ice
Before I go out I think twice,

There was a young chap who was ill
To the doctor he went for a pill,
He got on the couch
And screamed in pain, ouch!
When he saw the size of the bill.

The snow in our street is now ice

There was a young chap who was ill
To the doctor he went for a pill,
He got on the couch
And screamed in pain, ouch!

There was a young chap who was ill
To the doctor he went for a pill,
He got on the couch

There was a young chap who was ill
To the doctor he went for a pill,

There was a young chap who was ill

Come out Mr Sunshine please!!
We need the cold to cease
I've been cooped up for days
So shine out your rays
And when we see your sweet face well say " cheers"

Come out Mr Sunshine please!!
We need the cold to cease
I've been cooped up for days
So shine out your rays

Come out Mr Sunshine please!!
We need the cold to cease
I've been cooped up for days

Come out Mr Sunshine please!!
We need the cold to cease

We're off to the cinema this aft
And no one is taking a raft
So we hope there's no rain
Rushing down the drain
'cos we'll gonna look pretty daft!!

Come out Mr Sunshine please!!

We're off to the cinema this aft
And no one is taking a raft
So we hope there's no rain
Rushing down the drain

I hope that works out for you, Moneyboss

We're off to the cinema this aft
And no one is taking a raft
So we hope there's no rain