Limericks - 2

I don't spend much, I'm thinking

I need to buy shoes

Don't forget to copy and paste ladies .

Why is my bank account shrinking?
I don't spend much, I'm thinking
I need to buy shoes
There are hundreds to choose

Why is my bank account shrinking?
I don't spend much, I'm thinking
I need to buy shoes
Or I get the real blues

Why is my bank account shrinking?
I don't spend much, I'm thinking
I need to buy shoes
There are hundreds to choose
And all of my old ones are stinking!

There's a grumpy man that lives nearby

There's a grumpy man that lives nearby
His house looks like a pigsty

There's a grumpy man that lives nearby
And through the window he does spy

There's a grumpy man that lives nearby
And through the window he does spy
He's a curtain twitcher to say the least

There's a grumpy man that lives nearby
And through the window he does spy
He's a curtain twitcher to say the least
I wonder if he's a dirty beast

There's a grumpy man that lives nearby
And through the window he does spy
He's a curtain twitcher to say the least
I wonder if he's a dirty beast
What does he do on the sly?

There once was a dragon named Pam

There once was a dragon named Pam
Who had a good pal name of Sam

There once was a dragon named Pam
Who had a good pal name of Sam
Together they roared with hot fire

There once was a dragon named Pam
Who had a good pal name of Sam
Together they roared with hot fireally
As they gathered each night to conspire

There once was a dragon named Pam
Who had a good pal name of Sam
Together they roared with hot fire
As they gathered each night to conspire
And work their way through their plan.

Some of the games threads are tricky

Some of the games threads are tricky
I think I can get far too picky

Some of the games threads are tricky
I think I can get far too picky
But font get too seious - it's all in good fun

Some of the games threads are tricky
I think I can get far too picky
But don't get too serious - it's all in good fun
Nothing much to it, it's easily done

Some of the games threads are tricky
I think I can get far too picky
But don't get too serious - it's all in good fun
Nothing much to it, it's easily done
Sometimes we just 'take the mickey'.

We're off to a meet up on Friday

Some of the games threads are tricky
I think I can get far too picky
But don't get too serious - it's all in good fun
Nothing much to it, it's easily done
It's about getting down to the nitty gritty!!!

There was a garden in bloom

There was a garden in bloom
Over which bees loved to zoom

There was a garden in bloom
Over which bees loved to zoom
They flitted here and they flitted there

There was a garden in bloom
Over which bees loved to zoom
They flitted here and they flitted there
Without a single moment to spare

There was a garden in bloom
Over which bees loved to zoom
They flitted here and they flitted there
Without a single moment to spare
Back and forth like a weaving loom!!

There once was a man on the moon

There once was a man on the moon
And coming down, not a moment too soon