Limericks - 2

Our old grey car keeps breaking down
And always so far from a town
We'll phone for a tow

Our old grey car keeps breaking down
And always so far from a town

This football is driving me mad
The Grand Prix can be just as bad
It's like watching paint dry
And however I try
I just can't pretend to feel glad.

Our old grey car keeps breaking down

This football is driving me mad
The Grand Prix can be just as bad
It's like watching paint dry
And however I try

This football is driving me mad
The Grand Prix can be just as bad
It's like watching paint dry

This football is driving me mad
The Grand Prix can be just as bad

The sun and the moon had a quarrel
They each thought the other immoral
So they then asked the stars
And they also asked Mars
Is the moon made of cheese or of coral?

This football is driving me mad

The sun and the moon had a quarrel
They each thought the other immoral
So they then asked the stars
And they also asked Mars

The sun and the moon had a quarrel
They each thought the other immoral
So they then asked the stars

Crossed posts.

The sun and the moon had a quarrel
And the sun said the moon was immoral

The sun and the moon had a quarrel
They each thought the other immoral

A young maiden bought a bikini
She wore it whilst eating zucchini
But it all dribbled down
The bits that weren't brown
So she soaked it all up with a blini.

The sun and the moon had a quarrel

A young maiden bought a bikini
She wore it whilst eating zucchini
But it all dribbled down
The bits that weren't brown

A young maiden bought a bikini
She wore it whilst eating zucchini
But it all dribbled down

A young maiden bought a bikini
She wore it whilst eating zucchini

White Rabbits” is said on the First
A superstition quite commonly nursed
My granny always said it,
Cos the olden days bred it,
Forget it, and you'll come off worst!

A young maiden bought a bikini

White Rabbits” is said on the First
A superstition quite commonly nursed
My granny always said it,
Cos the olden days bred it,

“White Rabbits” is said on the First
A superstition quite commonly nursed
But then not everyone knows

“White Rabbits” is said on the First
A superstition quite commonly nursed
My granny always said it,

“White Rabbits” is said on the First
A superstition quite commonly nursed

Another month’s started today
And we must plan our going away
To exotic locations
And in U.S. vacations
Because price hikes are starting in May.

“White Rabbits” is said on the First

Another month’s started today
And we must plan or going away
To exotic locations
And in U.S, vacations

Another month’s started today
And we must plan or going away
To exotic locations

Another month’s started today
And we must plan or going away