Limerick

There was a young lass from Newcastle
Who put on each nipple, a tassel
And then, greatly daring,
And without even caring

There was a young lass from Newcastle
Who put on each nipple, a tassel
And then, greatly daring,

There was a young lass from Newcastle
Who put on each nipple, a tassel

There was a young lass from Newcastle

There was a young hippy from China
Who's pet was a glossy black Mynah
It whistled and sang
In avian slang
Unrepeatable things to a minor.

There was a young hippy from China
Who's pet was a glossy black Mynah
It whistled and sang
In avian slang

There was a young hippy from China
Who's pet was a glossy black Mynah
It whistled and sang

There was a young hippy from China
Who's pet was a glossy black Mynah

There was an old fella from Kent
Whose legs were incredibly bent
All who saw them cried out
If he wasn't so stout
He'd be a straight legged old gent.

There was a young hippy from China

(Reminds me of a similar limerick, but it was not his legs that were bent!)

There was an old fella from Kent
Whose legs were incredibly bent
All who saw them cried out
If he wasn't so stout

There was an old fella from Kent
Whose legs were incredibly bent
All who saw them cried out

There was an old fella from Kent
Whose legs were incredibly bent

It's funny how time slips away
With such wonderful word games to play
We could stay up all night
Till it's once again light
Starting over again the next day

And Parsley’s

There was an old fella from Kent

It's funny how time slips away
With such wonderful word games to play
We could stay up all night
Till it's once again light

Till it's once again light

It's funny how time slips away
With such wonderful word games to play
We could stay up all night

Oops, xd posts!

It's funny how time slips away
With such wonderful word games to play

I once had a friend called Michelle
Who said "I have no sense of smell
My nose is a waste
Affecting my taste
And my ears are quite useless as well."

There was an old fella from Kent

I once had a friend called Michelle
Who said "I have no sense of smell
My nose is a waste
Affecting my taste
And my eyesight's not much good as well

It's funny how time slips away

I once had a friend called Michelle
Who said "I have no sense of smell
My nose is a waste
Affecting my taste

I once had a friend called Michelle
Who said "I have no sense of smell
My nose is a waste

I once had a friend called Michelle
Who said,"I have no sense of smell

I once wished upon a star
It never got me very far
My wish was good
But misunderstood
And I only got a TOY car

I once had a friend called Michelle

I once wished upon a star
It never got me very far
My wish was good
But misunderstood