Limerick

Lindylou51

A knight needs to polish his breastplate
In order to find a soulmate
To break through his armour
And find a real charmer

A knight needs to polish his breastplate
In order to find a soulmate
To break through his armour
And find a real charmer
You could melt him a bit on a hotplate

There was a young lady called Daisy

A knight needs to polish his breastplate
In order to find a soulmate
To break through his armour
And find a real charmer
And then make it through the next date

The chauffeur arrived at ten thirty

There was a young lady called Daisy
Whose friends thought her a bit crazy

The chauffeur arrived at ten thirty
With his boots all muddy and dirty

Whee 2!

Quelle un muddle !!!!

An old man from the city of Cork
Tried eating his soup with a fork
He made such a mess
As he sucked on the cress

An old man from the city of Cork
Tried eating his soup with a fork
He made such a mess
As he sucked on the cress
That his wife packed him off to New York

My grandfather loves apple pie

My grandfather loves apple pie
Which he always eats on the sly

My grandfather loves apple pie
Which he always eats on the sly
He sneaks in the closet

My grandfather loves apple pie
Which he always eats on the sly
He sneaks in the closet
Just so he can scoff it

My grandfather loves apple pie
Which he always eats on the sly
He sneaks in the closet
Just so he can scoff it
And no-one knows quite why

My grandfather loves apple pie
For a slice he would gladly die

AAAAAAGGHHHH Forgot to refresh! [grin}

What happened to Daisy and the chauffeur? Am I the only person who can do 2 limericks at once?

Am I correct in thinking that the person who finishes the limerick, starts the new one?
One line per poster?
I can't stop laughing?

That's right so Bbevan and Lindylou51 both finished off the knight and I gave them both a second line.
But some people are greedy and keep adding more than one

Here comes Daisy

There was a young lady called Daisy
Whose friends thought her a bit crazy
The chauffeur arrived at ten thirty
With his boots all muddy and dirty
Because in fact he's quite lazy!

There once was young girl called Pam

There once was a young girl called Pam
Who constantly ate tins of spam

There once was a young girl called Pam
Who constantly ate tins of spam
She turned pretty pink

I love this thread

There once was a young girl called Pam
Who constantly ate tins of spam
She turned pretty pink
And threw up in the sink

There once was a young girl called Pam
Who constantly ate tins of spam
She turned pretty pink
And threw up in the sink
And once she barfed on a tram