Limerick

A Clanger is long in the snout
All pink and knitted and stout

I would love to land on the moon
With gransnetters singing in tune
Like a heavenly choir
Getting higher and higher
And the Soup Dragon waving his spoon

A Clanger is long in the snout

I would love to land on the moon
With gransnetters singing in tune
Like a heavenly choir
Getting higher and higher

I would love to land on the moon
With gransnetters singing in tune
Like a heavenly choir

I would love to land on the moon
With gransnetters singing in tune

I've never enjoyed eating cheese
It gives me such pains in my knees
I've tried it with toast
But near gave up the ghost
So will stick to my takeaway Chinese!

I would love to land on the moon

I've never enjoyed eating cheese
It gives me such pains in my knees
I've tried it with toast
But near gave up the ghost

I've never enjoyed eating cheese
It gives me such pains in my knees
I've tried it with toast

I've never enjoyed eating cheese
It gives me such pains in my knees

There was a young guy called Tony
Whose comments always seemed phoney
We'd say "Is that true?"
Can we really trust you?
"Will you, honestly, buy us a pony?"

I've never enjoyed eating cheese

There was a young guy called Tony
Whose comments always seemed phoney
We'd say "Is that true?"
Can we really trust you?

There was a young guy called Tony
Whose comments always seemed phoney
We'd say "Is that true?"

There was a young guy called Tony
Whose comments always seemed phoney

I once grew a giant potato
How it grew so I sure do not know
It won the first prize
Because of its size
And the face of me old Auntie Flo!

There was a young guy called Tony

I once grew a giant potato
How it grew so I sure do not know
It won the first prize
Because of its size

I once grew a giant potato
How it grew so I sure do not know
It won the first prize

I once grew a giant potato
How it grew so I sure do not know

A grumpy old man from Peru
Told his missus to fetch him a brew
She got up and smiled sweetly
Whilst cursing discreetly
And made it with water from the loo

I once grew a giant potato

A grumpy old man from Peru
Told his missus to fetch him a brew
She got up and smiled sweetly
Whilst cursing discreetly

A grumpy old man from Peru
Told his missus to fetch him a brew
She got up and smiled sweetly

A grumpy old man from Peru
Told his missus to fetch him a brew

There was a sweet girl from Penzance
Who was morbidly frightened of ants
One had run up her leg
So she snatched up a peg
And clipped together the leg of her pants.

A grumpy old man from Peru

There was a sweet girl from Penzance
Who was morbidly frightened of ants
One had run up her leg
So she snatched up a peg

There was a sweet girl from Penzance
Who was morbidly frightened of ants
One had run up her leg

Ther was a sweet girl from Penzance
Who was morbidly frightened of ants