Limerick

There was a young lady called Flossy
Who was incredibly bossy
She liked to be first
With ruby lips pursed
She knew she was cursed
As she was in charge of her posse

There was a ray of sunshine called Kitty

Am I doing it right only we are in the pub

Waiting for the next bus home

Yep you are right. Person who finishes starts the next one. 5 lines in Limerick.
Wish I was in the pub!

There was a ray of sunshine called Kitty
Who like to compose a fun ditty

There was a ray of sunshine called Kitty
Who liked to compose a fun ditty
So she whipped out her pen

There was a ray of sunshine called Kitty
Who liked to compose a fun ditty
She ran out of ink

There was a ray of sunshine called Kitty
Who liked to compose a fun ditty
So she whipped out her pen
Dedicated it to Ken

I've actually thought of a rude ending

There was aray of sunshine called kitty
Who liked to compose a fun ditty
So she whipped out her pen
Dedicated it to ken
Who thought she was incredibly witty

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One night in a city called Norwich
Peter sat eating his porridge
Unfortunately it was lumpy

One night in a city called Norwich
Peter sat eating his porridge
Unfortunately it was lumpy
It made him so grumpy ?

One night in a city called Norwich
Peter sat eating his porridge
Unfortunately it was lumpy
And that made him grumpy

One night in a city called Norwich
Peter sat eating his porridge
Unfortunately it was lumpy
Which made him exceedingly grumpy

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Oh hello MD!!!! My post took ages to go. Something wrong with my iPad I think

As you were....

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My tablet' s predictive text is coming up with all sorts of nonsense!

Lol

One night in a city called Norwich
Peter sat eating his porridge
Unfortunately it was lumpy
It made him so grumpy ?

One night in a city called Norwich
Peter sat eating his porridge
Unfortunately it was lumpy
It made him so grumpy
So he zoosed it up with some borage!

There once was a lady called Lil

There once was a lady called Lil
Who liked to experience a thrill

There once was a lady called Lil
Who married a sailor called Bill

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