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Limerick

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CherryHatrick Fri 27-Oct-17 17:56:23

Copy and paste the previous line/s to your post before adding your own.

There once was a Gran with lumbago

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Bellanonna Sat 09-Dec-17 09:24:14

There once was a lady who lunched
Unfortunately, she crunched and she crunched
Her companions cringed
While loudly she binged

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Bathsheba Sat 09-Dec-17 09:17:03

There once was a lady who lunched
Unfortunately, she crunched and she crunched
Her companions cringed

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Marydoll Fri 08-Dec-17 22:54:29

There once was a lady who lunched
Unfortunately, she crunched and she crunched

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FarNorth Fri 08-Dec-17 22:52:28

I am a brunette but I wanna be blonde
I feel that I've been rather conned
All my sisters are fair
With luxurious blonde hair
Of my hair I'm not over fond

There once was a lady who lunched

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Marydoll Fri 08-Dec-17 19:03:59

I am a brunette but I wanna be blonde
I feel that I've been rather conned
All my sisters are fair
With luxurious blonde hair

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Bathsheba Fri 08-Dec-17 18:53:27

I am a brunette but I wanna be blonde
I feel that I've been rather conned
All my sisters are fair

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MissAdventure Fri 08-Dec-17 18:44:53

I am a brunette but I wanna be blonde
I feel that I've been rather conned

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NannyTee Fri 08-Dec-17 18:27:33

Today all is covered with snow
The traffic will have to go slow
I just hope I don't slip
It'll give me such gyp
Yet the cold wind continues to blow .

I am a brunette but I wanna be blonde

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Squiffy Fri 08-Dec-17 18:22:13

Today all is covered with snow
The traffic will have to go slow
I just hope I don't slip
It'll give me such gyp

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NannyTee Fri 08-Dec-17 14:57:25

Today all is covered with snow
The traffic will have to go slow
I just hope I don't slip

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JackyB Fri 08-Dec-17 11:35:34

Whoops - let's go with Lucky's. Mine wasn't true, by the way!

Today all is covered with snow
The traffic will have to go slow

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JackyB Fri 08-Dec-17 11:34:00

I once spent Christmas in jail

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JackyB Fri 08-Dec-17 11:33:40

Limericks are a way to pass time
Keep to the rules and you'll be just fine
With wits that are sharp
There'll be no need to carp
Provided you can find a good rhyme

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Luckygirl Fri 08-Dec-17 11:30:16

Limericks are a way to pass time
Keep to the rules and you'll be just fine
With wits that are sharp
There'll be no need to carp
All you need is to find a good rhyme

Today all is covered with snow

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Scribbles Fri 08-Dec-17 10:57:03

There'll be no need to carp

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FarNorth Fri 08-Dec-17 00:54:54

Limericks are a way to pass time
Keep to the rules and you'll be just fine
With wits that are sharp

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Marydoll Thu 07-Dec-17 22:46:25

Limericks are a way to pass time
Keep to the rules and you'll be just fine

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NannyTee Thu 07-Dec-17 21:10:52

Wow confusing

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TerriBull Thu 07-Dec-17 21:02:20

grow not grown

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TerriBull Thu 07-Dec-17 21:01:43

Oops I think I was only supposed to add one line, apologies.

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TerriBull Thu 07-Dec-17 20:59:36

I wish I could find some nice shoes
I see many but then can't choose
It might be my corns
They make me grown horns
And now I'm back on the booze

Limericks are a way to pass time

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NannyTee Thu 07-Dec-17 20:56:49

I wish I could find some nice shoes
I see many but then just can’t choose
It might be my corns
Or my need for shoe horns

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Luckygirl Thu 07-Dec-17 20:08:11

I wish I could find some nice shoes
I see many but then just can’t choose
It might be my corns

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Bellanonna Thu 07-Dec-17 18:41:09

I wish I could find some nice shoes
I see many but then just can’t choose

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NannyTee Thu 07-Dec-17 18:18:05

Wales used to be known for its slate
Which is not much help on a date
Which is probably why
My young lover Dai
Left me for little Miss Kate

I wish I could find some nice shoes

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