Limerick

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There once was a lady called Lil
Who married a sailor called Bill

There once was a lady called Lil
Who liked to experience a thrill

There once was a lady called Lil

One night in a city called Norwich
Peter sat eating his porridge
Unfortunately it was lumpy
It made him so grumpy
So he zoosed it up with some borage!

One night in a city called Norwich
Peter sat eating his porridge
Unfortunately it was lumpy
It made him so grumpy ?

Lol

My tablet' s predictive text is coming up with all sorts of nonsense!

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Oh hello MD!!!! My post took ages to go. Something wrong with my iPad I think

As you were....

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One night in a city called Norwich
Peter sat eating his porridge
Unfortunately it was lumpy
Which made him exceedingly grumpy

One night in a city called Norwich
Peter sat eating his porridge
Unfortunately it was lumpy
And that made him grumpy

One night in a city called Norwich
Peter sat eating his porridge
Unfortunately it was lumpy
It made him so grumpy ?

One night in a city called Norwich
Peter sat eating his porridge
Unfortunately it was lumpy

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There was aray of sunshine called kitty
Who liked to compose a fun ditty
So she whipped out her pen
Dedicated it to ken
Who thought she was incredibly witty

There was a ray of sunshine called Kitty
Who liked to compose a fun ditty
So she whipped out her pen
Dedicated it to Ken

I've actually thought of a rude ending

There was a ray of sunshine called Kitty
Who liked to compose a fun ditty
She ran out of ink

There was a ray of sunshine called Kitty
Who liked to compose a fun ditty
So she whipped out her pen

Yep you are right. Person who finishes starts the next one. 5 lines in Limerick.
Wish I was in the pub!

There was a ray of sunshine called Kitty
Who like to compose a fun ditty

Waiting for the next bus home

Am I doing it right only we are in the pub

There was a ray of sunshine called Kitty

There was a young lady called Flossy
Who was incredibly bossy
She liked to be first
With ruby lips pursed
She knew she was cursed
As she was in charge of her posse