Limerick

A young man went wooing in Stoke
Despite the fact he was broke

A young man went wooing in Stoke
A very adventurous bloke

There once was a girl called Rose
Who had a rather large nose.
You could see it from space
All over her face
In fact it was quite adipose

A young man went wooing in Stoke

There once was a girl called Rose
Who had a rather large nose
You could see it from space
All over her face

There once was a girl called Rose
Who had a rather large nose
You could see it from space

There once was a girl called Rose
Who had a rather large nose

There once was a sailor from Looe
Who went in search of his crew
But his crew were at sea
And so were we!
So he got on a plane and he flew.

There once was a girl called Rose

There once was a sailor from Looe
Who went in search of his crew
But his crew were at sea
And so were we!

There once was a sailor from Looe
Who went in search of his crew
But his crew were at sea

There once was a sailor from Looe
Who went in search of his crew

Handsome young farmer from Ely
Came over a bit touchy-feely
His wandering hands
Wandered uncharted lands
And she knocked him from Ely to Seelye

There once was a sailor from Looe

handsome young farmer from Ely
Came over a bit touchy-feely
His wandering hands
Wandered uncharted lands

A handsome young farmer from Ely
Came over a bit touchy-feely
His wandering hands

A handsome young farmer from Ely
Came over a bit touchy-feely

A handsome young farmer from Ely

A lovestruck young lady from Dover
Was heartbroken when he said "it's over"
She wept in her hanky
Missed his hanky-panky
And married her lurcher named Rover.

A lovestruck young lady from Dover
Was heartbroken when he said "it's over"
She wept in her hanky
Missed his hanky-panky

A lovestruck young lady from Dover
Was heartbroken when he said "it's over"
She wept in her hanky

A lovestruck young lady from Dover
Was heartbroken when he said "it's over"

Has anyone seen my old teddy?
He answers to the name of Eddie.
He got left on a train
Which was a bit of a pain,
And I miss him so much in my beddy byes

A lovestruck young lady from Dover

Has anyone seen my old teddy?
He answers to the name of Eddie
He got left on a train
Which was a bit of a pain

Has anyone seen my old teddy?
He answers to the name of Eddie
He got left on a train

Has anyone seen my old teddy?
He answers to the name of Eddie

Has anyone seen my old teddy?

A charming old Grandad in Perth
Was known for his wit and his mirth
Fond of practical jokes
A thoroughly decent old bloke
And not the least bit aware of his worth