Ruin a book with one letter..

The Lust Samuai
Silence of the limbs
North by northeast
Apologies to Aldred Hitchcock - The Turds
Lord of the Fleas
A Tail of Two Cities

Love this thread. Just disturbed everyone around the pool by laughing out loud.

The Bungle Book

Peter Pain

Five Go To Billy's Cock Farm

Milly Molly Randy

Call of the Mild

Winker, Sailor, Soldier, Shy
Eugene Onebin
The Name of the Nose
Cider with Dosie (wrong spelling but you get the gist)
One hundred Bears of Solitude
The Watcher in the Dye
The Drapes of Wrath
The Grime of Miss Jean Brodie
The Mound of the Baskervilles
Mucky Dim
A Massage to India
Tristam Bandy
The Wart of the Worlds
Brighton Sock
Gertie Booster
David Bopperfield
Ron Quixote
Fart of Darkness
Zombey and Son

I've only just discovered this thread apologies I seem to have got carried away. I'm off to think up some more, be warned

Animal fart

The Scarlet Wetter

Never fry wolf

Piddlemarch or should it be widdlemarch

The Executioner's Bong

The Hat in the Cat

Cold Comfort Tart.... or fart of course

His Daft Materials

Mess of the d'urbevilles

The Beagle Has Landed
Madam Bede
Barchester Mowers
The Way We Love Now
To Shave and Shave Not

What talent we have here .

Grave Newt World
The Gold Tan and The Pea
Beast of Eden
Sods and Glovers
Rat's Dye
Finnegan's Cake
The Nobbit
Shite Teeth

Animal Harm

Just found this thread, so funny.

Great Sexpectations

The Small Mouse at Allington
A Suitable Toy
The Fart of Midlothian
The History of the Second World Wart
Titus Groat
Coriol Anus

Great Expectorations
Gove in the Time of Cholera
101 Damnations

1985
The sound of the Baskervilles
Paddington Pair
An Inspector Balls
Twelfth Fight
Chocolates