Spring Cleaning TWO - alphabetically

Please can we get back to cleaning now - there has been too much slacking. I will write a new list and people can put their name against the chore they are going to do............. I will be making sure that things get done (from the sofa, of course!!)

Quaking in my shoes Danni but you are quite right! I'll do something from your list like ticking off the volunteers,there won't be many

Right. Make sure I get the list first Danni as I’m a bit picky about what I do. Some light cobweb removal I might just about be able to manage (possibly)

Struth! Just get on with it and choose which chore you feel you want to do!!

To tell the truth, I have a condition which makes me unable to help much with the cleaning, actually two conditions: congenital idleness and terminal flatuence ( sad, ain’t it?)?

Unless I am plied with brandy, then somehow, I can move about quite quickly.

Very worrying LG - not for you but for anyone working near enough to you to experience your latter 'condition'. I feel it's them that need the brandy - for a speedy escape!

Would that be jet propelled Lemongrove?

Xtra fast Jangran !

You should see me go.

Zipping about madly.

Alexa connected to robot vac
so we can all slob on sofa a bit longer

But I am exhausted after Christmas - I need a few days complete rest...............Sorry!!

Compiling cleaning rota
its beginning to resemble that Argy-Bargy place

Delegating to the OH!

Engaging a cleaner

Feeling lethargic again!

Got to get going.

Have a heart - I need a holiday!

Impossible stain removal

Just put your feet up!

Kleenex tissues everywhere

Looking at all the dust and cobwebs - well looking at them is a start anyway!!

Must do some polishing

Need to make a start, but would rather read a good book.

Opening a new packet of crisps wipes

Please can I have a wipe Cherry? (actually I'd rather have a crisp or 3!!)