I’ve never been tempted to buy or cook one, given what my mother told me about managing to acquire one for Christmas dinner sometime IIRC after the war, when rationing was still going on. She said there was so much fat on it, there was barely enough actual meat to go round - they were very disappointed.
I do really like a crispy half duck, though, served with cucumber, spring onions and hoi sin sauce in Chinese pancakes.
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