Cheese on toast - smear of mustard, strong cheddar and dash of Lea & Perrins.
I've had this twice in the last week - no wonder I've put on 4lbs over Lockdown, eating so much bread and pasta which I usually avoid.
Please hold my dear GD in your heart for a few days.
It's Scheiße, merde and mierda from me! 💩 💩 💩


. The only cakes I don't like are Battenberg, Eccles cakes and rich fruit cake.
Obviously I did it all wrong?
