Sorry,can't provide a link, but....

Hahaha! Brilliant!
Slinking in, with dog in hand, and "Hi Guys", was one of my favourite bits.
Unicorn mist ????
Talk about car crash tv but at least she made it to the end and it did look a bit like a lasagne. Bless!

Oh dear.

I managed to watch as far as the cheese grating comments.

During my teaching career, on three separate occasions I was asked by a student if I'd ever had a proper job. I have been trying to think what sort of, "Proper job", she might be able to do. So far no result! Any ideas?

Surely, if this was a, "serious", cooking program they would have managed a run through so that she wasn't faffing about saying, "This is the first time I've cooked here and I'm not even sure there is a grater".

Still she seems mainly harmless if a bit silly. She might even inspire some people to try cooking real food.

The only thing is that the dog, the gloves and the cheese thing seem like a recipe for food poisening.

I've just watched some of it! I dare not show it to my Italian husband he'd have a heart attack?. I've never seen anyone precook the pasta. This is homemade cannelloni! I'll get him to make a video??

Well, I thought it was really good. Bess.

Oh goodness me! I've just tried to watch it. Managed 30 seconds - it's truly awful, but I suppose it might be entertaining if you manage to stick with it....
What on earth are those glove things for? Oh, and that long hair flapping about - so hygienic, not ??

Great vq!

I think the aluminium tray that was finally put into the oven was ...'here's one that someone else made earlier'

I thought that the tinfoil tray was too small for the ingredients and the lasagne would spill all over that pristine never-been-used oven.
But no, alas.

Still puzzled. Surely she wasn’t being serious? And handling the dog in those gloves, then using them to grate cheese.

Oh, just hilarious!
I never knew she was such a comedienne. What a hoot!

Or - is it meant to be serious?

She was carrying the dog wearing those gloves, then handling the food wearing the same gloves
Her hair was flicking around all over the food
She was spraying some 'unicorn mist' around the food.

She's obviously never let a morsel of lasagne past her lips.

Oh, and remind me never ever to eat in a Hilton Hotel if she is in charge of the food.

I thought it was hilarious. I loved the way she kept saying that all her friends love her lasagne when it was obvious she'd never cooked before in her life. My favourite bit was when she was using a potato masher and a spatula at the same time to stir the mince lol.

All of them stuck together in a heap.

And just how long were those lasagna sheets cooking while she faffed around?

Nigella did the sexing-up-cooking thing too - but she could actually cook. I couldn't bear to watch more than a couple of minutes of her posturing.

A particular favourite of mine was where, after assembling her lasagne, she found an onion and a garlic. The look of perplexity as to what the hell she was to do with them was priceless! I was quite impressed with her quick thinking that she'd "decided not to use them" even though she'd brought her sunglasses especially for the job!

She starts by slinking into the kitchen carrying and petting the little dog and says "Hi guys . . " Yup, definitely for the guys.

Lots of marketable product placement lying displayed on the worktop and in the fridge. She'll get plenty of dosh from the sellers of these.

Yay we can buy unicorn mist. prodnaskincare.com/products/unicorn-mist

It only costs £24.42 plus postage. A must for when you're cooking lol

I need unicorn mist.

digg.com/video/paris-hilton-lasagna This is one of the funniest serious cooking videos ever.

Was she being serious?

Now I know where I've been going wrong with my cooking........ I've forgotten the "unicorn mist" spray. Gah!

I must try that recipe next time ?

Well! Something I've just learned - she talks about "slivering"?
It's not a term I was familiar with, but it means cutting something into slivers?
Duh! Silly me

Just loved it.
Is she for real as the youngsters say?
Actually perhaps they don't, perhaps it's just me .

Yes, what was the 'special gloves' thing all about?
And ditching the onion and garlic, just because..
And WHY was the dog dressed in a French Maid's outfit?
So many questions, so little time....