You may well ask, grannybug
Who is Pippa? What is she?
That Waitrose doth commend her?
Crafty, slim and wise is she;
A heavenly rear did lend her,
That she might admired be.
Is she smart and can she bake?
To sell her party pieces:
Columns do much money make,
To help dear Waitrose fleece us,
As our dosh they strive to take.
Then to Delia let us sing,
That Delia is excelling;
She improves each culinary thing
Upon the Aga dwelling:
Waitrose let her recipes sing.
Apologies to Will Shakespeare