Yesterday I discovered another unfortunate result of lockdown.The extra weight was expected but this....
All through the lockdown I have walked my dog for a couple of hours and until May was mucking out my horse daily the only difference to life pre lockdown was no swimming. Due to a knee injury I didnt ride until yesterday. No problem mounting or riding BUT I couldn,t swing my leg over to dismount! I know my lad's bum hasn't grown but that easy swing has gone and a very ungainly dismount followed.
At 69 I have little bounce and tend to slither down my saddle like a bag of wet cement but have never had problems getting my leg over!!!
Four months without riding or swimming and I have rusted up like an old car.
It’s Monday and we are still here!!
Ailments of Old Age (light hearted)
What would be the worst figure of speech if you took them literally?
