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Silliest thing I did recently was whilst making tea at my allotment on a small camping stove. I had brought 2 plastic bottles with me one with water in and one with milk. Yes you have guessed - the milk went into the kettle and then I had to use the water to clean the kettle out. No coffee for me that day!!

Left my handbag on the car roof and drove off. Wondered why other drivers started blowing their horns at me! Felt a right twit!

After his lunch, I changed my grandson's disposable nappy and put a fresh, cotton bib on him. I retired to the kitchen to put the nappy in the bin and the bib in the washing machine. You've guessed! I put the nappy in the washing machine and the bib in the bin ? I stood for ages knowing that I had done something wrong but I couldn't work out what it was ?

A friend's mother put socks in the microwave and sausage rolls in the washer. Unfortunately she was later diagnosed with dementia.

IU broke down in Town, rang the AA and waited in a friendly nearby nursery.

I waited an hour and a half and finally a very nice AA man turned up and asked if by any chance I was the lady with the red AX who had called for help. I said I was and thanked him for coming.

He asked where the car was and I pointed outside - to find that I had been driving the green Uno - and I'm not colour blind! I hope he dined out on the story, it certainly made my DH laugh.

Husband " oh, look I've got a text from the Amazon "
Wife " you mean from Amazon NOT The Amazon!"

Ha Ha.!!! I needed a certain card for my Mobile and my Son had told me exactly what to ask for. So i popped into my phone shop and asked for my purchase.! "Can i have an STD card for my phone please".? You can imagine, what happened next. Everyone in the shop was howling with laughter and i had no idea what was so funny. Then they explained.!!! Embarrassing Senior Moment. ?

What a fascinating set of books...yes please.
I have many senior moments, although today was told I look 39!
My best senior moment is being able to flirt with young men with no offence taken etc. Love it.

I shall always remember my dear friend who would use the phrase 'senile dimensions' if she was having a senior moment!

Sitting by the fire last Christmas, I unwrapped a chocolate bar, threw it into the flames and put the wrapper in my mouth! What a waste.

I recently went to an appointment wearing one light tan and one black boot. I never even noticed, although my son was very quick to point it out when he met me.

Husband and I had been dawdling round the supermarket. When we got back to the car he could not find the keys. We went back inside to see if they had been handed in. WE went round and round checking the floor at the food counters. Went back to the car park with the trolley ready to call the RAC. Moved my handbag and there they were hanging from the £1/trolley disc slot on the handle. Our trolley disc is on the car keys. We never thought about it.

My funniest senior moment,so far anyway, was when I was cleaning my teeth on holiday. I had emptied my sponge bag picked up the tooth brush and very carefully trying to get some very runny toothpaste out of the bottle . I thought it was a bit strange that my normal toothpaste looked blue until I had the toothbrush almost in my mouth when I spotted the head and shoulders bottle next to the toothpaste tube ! I very nearly had teeth without dandruff lol

My dad refused to acknowledge his hearing on the phone was not good.
He told my Mum many unknown people had rang, including Peewee ( BT), Yorster Jones ( your sister Rose)

Last Christmas saw a TV Ad for a music compilation I thought my son would like. It was advertised with “free air guitar”. Went to buy it and as young lad was giving it tome in the shop I asked him where my “free air guitar” was. All the other shop assistants just burst out laughing. Fortunately I saw the funny side too but sort of crept out of the shop.

I've done the mislaid purse scenario. It took nearly a week for me to track it and the contents, all of which(cards) had , by then, been cancelled. It was in the henhouse at the bottom of the bag containing assorted birdfeeds which I had slung in, in a rush, as it was raining. That was an uncomfortable experience.

I've done the mislaid purse scenario. It took nearly a week for me to track it and the contents, all of which(cards) had , by then, been cancelled. It was in the henhouse at the bottom of the bag containing assorted birdfeeds which I had slung in, in a rush, as it was raining. That was an uncomfortable experience.

I've done the mislaid purse scenario. It took nearly a week for me to track it and the contents, all of which(cards) had , by then, been cancelled. It was in the henhouse at the bottom of the bag containing assorted birdfeeds which I had slung in, in a rush, as it was raining. That was an uncomfortable experience.

I've done the mislaid purse scenario. It took nearly a week for me to track it and the contents, all of which(cards) had , by then, been cancelled. It was in the henhouse at the bottom of the bag containing assorted birdfeeds which I had slung in, in a rush, as it was raining. That was an uncomfortable experience.

I've done the mislaid purse scenario. It took nearly a week for me to track it and the contents, all of which(cards) had , by then, been cancelled. It was in the henhouse at the bottom of the bag containing assorted birdfeeds which I had slung in, in a rush, as it was raining. That was an uncomfortable experience.

I've done the mislaid purse scenario. It took nearly a week for me to track it and the contents, all of which(cards) had , by then, been cancelled. It was in the henhouse at the bottom of the bag containing assorted birdfeeds which I had slung in, in a rush, as it was raining. That was an uncomfortable experience.

I've done the mislaid purse scenario. It took nearly a week for me to track it and the contents, all of which(cards) had , by then, been cancelled. It was in the henhouse at the bottom of the bag containing assorted birdfeeds which I had slung in, in a rush, as it was raining. That was an uncomfortable experience.

I've done the mislaid purse scenario. It took nearly a week for me to track it and the contents, all of which(cards) had , by then, been cancelled. It was in the henhouse at the bottom of the bag containing assorted birdfeeds which I had slung in, in a rush, as it was raining. That was an uncomfortable experience.

I've done the mislaid purse scenario. It took nearly a week for me to track it and the contents, all of which(cards) had , by then, been cancelled. It was in the henhouse at the bottom of the bag containing assorted birdfeeds which I had slung in, in a rush, as it was raining. That was an uncomfortable experience.

I've done the mislaid purse scenario. It took nearly a week for me to track it and the contents, all of which(cards) had , by then, been cancelled. It was in the henhouse at the bottom of the bag containing assorted birdfeeds which I had slung in, in a rush, as it was raining. That was an uncomfortable experience.