I once had a cat I wore as a hat, till it wee'd in my hair and gave me a scare!
Rejoice! Chancellor Healey Will Give Us Cheap Marmalade & Gherkins.
Gransnet forums
Competitions
We're offering 15 free Waitrose Yule logs and a signed copy of Oi Frog! to gransnetters who come up with the best festive or animal rhyme in one sentence, in the style of the book (eg ‘pheasants sit on presents’ etc.)
From the award-winning Kes Gray and the winner of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize, Jim Field, comes an hilarious rhyming tale about a frog who discovers that all animals have their special places to sit!
Cats sit on mats, hares sit on chairs, mules sit on stools and gofers sit on sofas, but Frog does not want to sit on a log! Jam-packed with animals and silliness, this original rhyming story will have young children in fits of laughter
'An absolute treat.' - Daily Mail
'Hilarious illustrations and rhymes which are easy to recite and join in. Everyone will love it.' - The Guardian
Watch the trailer here:
Watch YouTube Video
Oi Frog is published by Hachette Children's Group and can be purchased on Amazon.
Post your festive or animal rhymes (in one sentence) below by Friday 11 December to be entered into the competition.
Kangaroo jumps over the loo,
Frog jumps over the bog,
Cow will jump right now,
But Dog doesn't want to jump over the log.
Koalas avoid bananas,
Bears avoid stairs,
Armadillos avoid willows,
But hares do not avoid dares.
Bats like gnats,
Otters like swimming in the Nile,
Cats like hats!
But Crocodile don't like waiting a while.
Robin loves bobbin',
Giraffe loves staring,
Sparrow loves marrows,
But Herring doesn't like sharing!
"No Rain Here" said the Raindeer. xxx 
Join the conversation
Registering is free, easy, and means you can join the discussion, watch threads and lots more.
Register now »Already registered? Log in with:
Gransnet »