My friend grabbed what she thought was a long roll of foil out of a box full in the supermarket.
Neither her nor her husband noticed after unloading it from the car and putting it away that it was infact a long packet of Jaffa cakes 
which was only discovered at 7 am yesterday when he was prepping the turkey. Could have caused a major row but she drove to a friends and got some foil.
It was the joke throughout the day.
He has done it! The toolmakers son has resigned!



Long live Golden Wonder nibbling !
(too early for
). You did the right thing, quietly leaving. With dignity and no burping I hope. With any luck your critic(s) are feeling guilty at upsetting you.