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Count Binface has a letter in today’s Times! 😂

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Witzend Wed 15-Jul-26 20:30:04

Evidently replying to a sour piece about him:

‘James Marriott is clearly no fan of my putative run to be the next MP for Clacton. (‘This tedious British whimsy belongs in the bin’) describing it as ‘enforced jollity’.
Enforced? Au contraire. It’s called democracy, British democracy. It will be up to the good folk of Clacton on Sea to decide what belongs in the bin, and I for one can’t wait to find out. If you’ve got a problem with that, Moscow and Beijing are but a plane ride away.’
Count Binface
Prospective parliamentary candidate, Sigma X.’

wendyann23 Wed 15-Jul-26 20:37:53

If I lived in Clayton he’d get my vote.

Maremia Wed 15-Jul-26 21:25:11

Absolutely 💯

Witzend Wed 15-Jul-26 22:19:25

wendyann23

If I lived in Clayton he’d get my vote.

Your autocorrect is evidently doing the same as mine - trying to insist that Clacton should be Clayton!