I don't take much notice of 'influencers' until my Instagram feed came up with a woman sprayed shocking pink sitting on an elephant also spray painted pink to match her. I have no idea what she was promoting but I read the elephant had tragically died a month later from 'unknown causes' . It doesn't take a genius to work out why it died. I was genuinely sickened by it.
My daughter is lying about me and editing me out of her life.
Ailments of Old Age (light hearted)

