‘Here I sit, broken hearted,
Paid a penny and only farted.’
I remember that one Witzend. 😁
Yes, if I get up from the table when out in company I'd say I was just popping to the loo.
But never in the middle of a meal!
Keeping Dementia Sufferer Occupied
Does anyone have a middle name?
What was the name of the corner shop you went to as a child?


