I can't :- do DIY , draw or paint, Run, play poker, Decorate cakes, Knit, crochet, put mascara on without giving myself panda eyes. Paint my nails, Arrange flowers, suffer fools.
I can: cook & bake, adapt a recipe, problem solve, Basic sewing, map read, Drive a manual and automatic, win at Cluedo, Touch my toes, ( on a good day)
Remember The 1976 Minister for Drought?
You must be old if you have a purse or a wallet.
What medical conditions seem more common now than when you were growing up?


