I once was on a longish bus journey when a man came and sat in the seat next to me who sniffed every three seconds. I endured it for a while (and counted the seconds silently) then got out a packet of tissues: "Would you like a tissue?"
"No, I'm alright, thanks", he said.
"But I'm not alright listening to you sniffing every few seconds", I replied.
"I didn't know", he said. "I know you didn't", I replied, "that's why I offered you a tissue".
He took one and blew his nose.
Peace at last!! I would have had to move or even get off the bus otherwise.
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