I didn’t think dogs were allowed in Waitrose 😳

Thank you.
I'll have a read now.

Ah, so just allegations then?
I wouldn't condemn someone unless they were charged.

MissAdventure

Ah, so just allegations then?
I wouldn't condemn someone unless they were charged.

This is an interesting read....

www.saunders.co.uk/news/virtually-all-rape-victims-are-denied-justice-here-is-the-roadmap-to-failure/#:~:text=Since%202016%2D2017%2C%20the%20number,rate%20in%202022%20was%2062%25.

NanKate

I’ve been trying to find the name of the other chap. I think he is an actor. He was small, blonde with an odd shaped head. 🙃

There will be a prize of a shopping session with RB for the first person who names the friend. 😀

Could it have been have been the little goblin Dobby?

The reason I recognised his companion was I had seen a photo of him a couple of days before and I remembered him because he had rather a strange look.

I don’t think they were actually buying anything just walking around laughing.

I’m frightened of some Alsatians but out of the three of them the Alsatian wins for being the most approachable.

None of the names so far are correct but well done for trying.

PS I suspect he will be some fringe comedian.

He looked a bit like Dobby in the Harry Potter films.

Comedian? Russell Howard?

No not Russell Howard he’s far too good looking.

Keep trying folks.

Josh Widdecombe!
I must be right; I'm sure I am.

Oh, or the guy with a leg missing, and bits or all of his hands?

MissAdventure

Oh, or the guy with a leg missing, and bits or all of his hands?

That's Alex Brooker isn't it? Maybe?

Anyway, I need to walk a dog now.

Oh yes, that's him.
Thank you.
I'm sure he had his hair blond and quiffy the last time I saw him.

So I googled “Who looks like Dobby in Harry Potter?”, and the most popular answer was…..Vladimir Putin. Was it him?

If it had been the monster Putin I would have gone and kicked him in the unmentionables 😳, stamped all over him and called his a murdering bas***d and then with the help of the Waitrose staff, we would have dropped him in the Thames weighted down with a shopping trolley.

I’m quite a peaceable person usually. 😎

MissAdventure

Josh Widdecombe!
I must be right; I'm sure I am.

Oh no, surely not! I like Josh.

If he's a friend of RB I've gone right off him.

I don’t think they were actually buying anything just walking around laughing.
Goading, waiting for someone to challenge them.

I'm sure Josh isn't goady.
So, we have the following leads in this investigation.
Our suspect is 5ft 9ish.
Blond.
Funny shaped head.
Believed to be a goader.

And presumably a dog lover!

Oh yes, good point.
Maybe we should pull Widdecombe in for questioning, see if he has an alibi?

No not Josh Widdicombe far too cute.

I don’t think I would be any good at identifying someone in a police line up 🧐

NanKate

If it had been the monster Putin I would have gone and kicked him in the unmentionables 😳, stamped all over him and called his a murdering bas***d and then with the help of the Waitrose staff, we would have dropped him in the Thames weighted down with a shopping trolley.

I’m quite a peaceable person usually. 😎

Come on now, NanKate, don’t hold back.

Russell Brand should be muzzled. I thought dog were not allowed in the supermarkets unless they are guide dogs?

Matt Morgan?