WANTED staff and punters Argy Bargy under new management

Carillion the Argy was open for a bit of festive fun. I hope Bobby Ewing isn’t in the shower or GG will be in there with him like a shot.
Oreo I hope you’re going to help with the cleaning up and are not just for decorative purposes.

I’m a bit wrinkled today with black eyes but will scrub up and put a crisp new shirt on.

Just laughed my head off at all the potatoes jokes, so funny.😂

So…is the ghost of the Admiral about??💋
What is this dream-like place? What’s going on? Have just awoke with Bobby Ewing in a shower. …the Argy? Surely not?

Remember me to the Lemons, if you catch up with them!
Tell Lemongrove her secret is still safe with me.

A bit late but Happy Christmas to all at the Argy. Have fun!

Thanks Laura. I’m off to gather up the llamas for Brook and to tidy up in the cellar (see if I can find Thor) 😋
Happy Christmas all. 🎄
🎅🏻 Ho Ho Ho don’t sit on Santas knee………it’s the Admiral in fancy dress. 😮

Forgot to say thank you for warm and amusing company

Well that’s it for this year, I’m off to catch up with Lord and Lady Lemon aboard the Jersey Royal Yacht.
Hope you’ll join us as we sail away.
Wishing everyone in the Argy Bargy a happy and peaceful Christmas.
Last one out switch off the lights, lock the doors and pull down the shutters.
Goodnight from me x

You realise Gnasher will only eat these, Doodle? The posh punter has widened his horizons.

Oh no 😱Laura you mentioned the word whip and Gnasher and the llamas took fright. They’ve raced off down the Alley towards the Pig and Whistle. If Gnasher gets his teeth into Busty Bertha the Barmaid’s bum there’ll be havoc. Someone catch them please.
Here Gnasher good ,boy, come on I’ve got come crisps for you 🏃🏼‍♀️

Time to get the whip out AGA

Why are they flogging the baccy, has the baccy been very naughty

Load of waffle, Brook.

Watch out, the Browns are at the door with some dodgy-looking baccy they're flogging.

Watch out hush 🤫. the French spies are here

Tommy Cooper.
I went to the greengrocer's for some potatoes.
Will you take King Edward's? he asked.
No, I said. He can come for them himself.
^Boom boom^

Let’s hope we’re not invaded by the regulars at the Spud U Like.

Peelers 🤣🤣

Don’t worry about the potatoes that get mashed, we’ll turn them in to vodka

Just make sure we’re not raided by the peelers tonight.

Are the Essential Potatoes related to the essential cushion?

Lady Bunting of Tittington, the mind boggles. What, no photo?

Make sure the Essential potatoes don’t get through the door, they get mashed on only one drink.

No, not that hussy. Queen Charlotte will not be amused.
I think some of the Jersey Royals are coming too.

There is rumour that King Edward may make an appearance accompanied by Marie Spiper.