Margarita, I forget which classy chef, travelling in Italy, went to Naples and was shown the best ingredients for the best pizza, and they come from Naples. It was a Margarita. It was one of those travel programmes.
Another vote for Discombobulated (we use it about the cat a lot) My polite version of someone being totally ridiculous/insulting/offensive, etc is Duckwit. I like that. 'Kefalonia' is a favourite word too - both a beautiful word and place
My son in law is snobbish & I'm sure he thinks I'm common..I was brought up to be warm & welcoming & not look down on others whereas he comments on people holding their knives incorrectly (me). not liking steaks pink (me), liking pizza margaritas(again me) in his words not worthy of the name pizza..