Due to confusion about Street/Road/Crescent, my friend had an ambulance arrive for Road, then a hearse complete with coffin ( Miss Road had died, obviously), then she came home to find her husband complaining about not being informed that a new bathroom was to be installed. It was for the new owners of Miss Road’s house, so they had a new bathroom for free.
A general election (democratic eh not like Hamas) is taking place in Israel on Tuesday next week.
Rejoice! Chancellor Healey Will Give Us Cheap Marmalade & Gherkins.
Will Labour backing rejoining be the “end” or the “making” of them??


The label said 'flowers and cutlery' but the cutlery was missing 
