I’ve had loads of stupid emails from companies with ‘joke’ products; a dog collar that reads your dogs mind (quite good) to tomato toothpaste (very weak).
At 2am DH told me that there was some poo behind the toilet.
I fell for it, and made him a cup of tea 
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