More wardrobe malfunctions.

Not the vape issue, but I did trip over my flip flops whilst my hands were full, broke two upper front teeth.

Have caught wide legged trousers in my shoes often.

Mind you I am what my daughters-in-law call a clutz

Well, my trousers will be going to the charity shop now.
It really shook me up; I was all pale when I got home!

Sorry for smiling but you created quite the mental image !
Legs apart, vape between teeth in danger of knocking them out!!!

Grannyg
Sorry about your teeth,,,,thats awful….

It happened in the part of town where shoppers sit to rest, and taxis park up, too.

Ooo sounds nasty! Lucky escape. Could you convert them into harem pants by using bicycle clips?

Great idea!
I could make a "garter" out of knickers elastic to put round my ankles.

I wear wide legged, full length trousers, but made of linen they’re heavier, so fine. Sounds a mishap, glad all is ok!

I recently fell flat on my face without the aid of floaty trousers. Amazed I didn’t break my nose or teeth. Embarrassing isn’t it…but at least I didn’t have to walk hone with legs apart! ?

Oh I'm glad too!
I just wonder why this is suddenly an issue, because I've had them years.
More knock knee'd, perhaps?
Legs have shrunk so they were too long.
My guess is that I've got so slim that they're a bit too big. lies

That is definitely the answer MissA the trousers are too big for the slim line you

Sigh.
Looks like I'll have to eat more, then.

Tripped up a kerb earlier this year and had to sit down to calm myself. Felt quite sick. When I got home realised as I took my trousers down to inspect the damage that I had a rather bloody knee, school child like!

Ouch!
My mum and daughter laughed at me because I wouldn't buy the warm, comfy boots I liked, as they had a one inch wedge sole.
I got them, fell over on some gravel, and arrived at work with my tights all torn and gravel in both hands and knees.

MissAdventure perhaps it’s not because mine are linen, perhaps is just my portly middle keeping them up!!

I have a portly middle too.
Cut in half and tripped up, all in one day.

Oh dear oh dear and drinking nothing stronger than cups of tea all day either?

dogsmother

Sorry for smiling but you created quite the mental image !
Legs apart, vape between teeth in danger of knocking them out!!!

I have to agree just glad you weren’t hurt …?

Actually it’s not nice and does shake you up, please don’t think that I don’t appreciate this, it has happened to me ( tripping up) and it’s a confidence shaker ?

It does shake you up, doesn't it?
I seem to have become doddery, suddenly.
I'm quite achey now, just from the almost falling.
I probably looked like I was doing a few dance moves.
I can see the funny side, but I won't be wearing those trousers again.

Going up the stairs in poundland wearing a long floaty skirt,shopping trolley in one hand,3 year old DGD holding the other,had to resort to clutching between teeth, being careful not to expose any front knicker area,would have given up but had promised DGD some arty crafty bits from there.

I tripped and fell whilst on holiday pre-lockdown and my boobs popped out of the vest top I was wearing! I did have an unbuttoned shirt worn over the vest, but it didn't stop the fact that the people helping me up were averting their eyes! And the reason became clear to me once I was back on my feet

I blamed the platform style sandals I had on and am more careful in them now!

I do think that wide trousers could be a trip hazard, it's good that you didn't actually fall MissA.