The Argy Bar and Tea Room

Join in 'hey you get off a my cloud'

There goes brook’s seaweed!
Mick’s singing to her. ‘Let’s spend the night together’
Run, brook, run.

No problems.
Let's get Charlie to the Bar for a pick-me-up.
Help is at hand - Gazz used to play the drums at Filey Butlin's.
He'll pick it ip in no time with his extensive repertoire. Sorry he's a bit niffy. All that seaweed.

Oregano spliff anyone? Just made a new batch.

Yeah, man. Cool.

Jus' chillin'

I’m running grandmajet I’m running .... I’m definitely not his honky tonk woman and he ain’t getting no satisfaction...

Doodle has just grabbed Mick's mike. Think it's his mike...

He sounds a bit squeaky......

Ooh Pants did you get anything autographed ?
Don’t worry brook he won’t catch you now I’ve got him .........he he ...down to the cellar with you, your naughty boy ?

MOG doodle - you're a positive siren.
How many legless luckless chaps have you had down there?

? that would be telling ixion, but I’ve never had a rear celeb before.........unless you count George of course.

Er, pardon my ignorance doodle, but how does a rear celeb differ from a normal celeb?

Apparently this is a celeb rear

ixion , they come at you from behind of course.

Is it true to life grandmajet ?

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Well you did ask ?

They come at you from behind and .....go boo ?

Are you sure there was just oregano in those spliffs AGA? I had the strangest of dreams - and now I’m starving, I’ve eaten all the food ready for the tearoom this afternoon and now I’m munching some seaweed!

(Muttering to self ). Better get on making some more sandwiches and scones, I can see the queue building up for the tearoom!

The spliffs went down well. I will sell them in the bar £2 for 3.

Sorry grandmajet I did add cinnamon to some of the spliffs and that makes them quite strong. I hope your dreams weren't too vivid. After seeing all those celebrity rears I wouldn't be surprised.

Ooh what a night. Is everything going ok here. Those oregano spliffs were amazing AGA. If you’re adding cinnamon can I have mine with a baked apple please.
Mick and the boys were on top form last night. We made loads of dosh.......just wish I could remember the passcode to the safe ??

Doodle, sit down, brace yourself.
I came in this morning and found the trap door to the cellar prised open, and the handcuffs on the floor. Next to them a note,
Dear Doodle,
‘My baby used to stay out all night long,
She made me cry, she done me wrong,
She hurt my eyes open, that’s no lie,
Tables turn and now, her turn to cry
Because I used to love her, but it’s all over now,
Because I used to love her, but it’s all over now.’
Love, Mick. Xx

Shall I pour you a pint?

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Yes please grandmajet. How thoughtful of you.
I think I’ll just sit in the corner and remember our wonderful 24 hour love affair. ?????. .......anyone seen the Admiral around ?