2 mugs of hot lava Java bean to cup coffee am every morning.
Water throughout day, sometimes with a very small quantity of fruit juice added.
Assam loose leaf tea in the afternoon with splash of milk.
Pelligrino sparkling water 3 days Mon - Wed evenings.
Ginger tea every night of the week in bed.
Thursday 1 beer
Friday - Sunday (it gets messy from now on in) espresso martini, porn star cocktail or cava, then wine depending on the food we are having (Rioja, Bordeaux, Chablis, White burgundy, typically), sometimes a second bottle, then maybe Armagnac or vodka to follow.
Ale (no idea why) during rugby matches.