The Argy Bargy Bar is back!

Right,now time for our sweet, eh, ixion? Caramac for everyone.
Not, not you Gnasher, remember the custard pie night?

Sweet what? Fanny Adams?
I will stick to these cocktails, very familiar flavour, what’s in ‘em?
Why is the Admiral face down under a table? A little early for him to be a drunken sailor.
Here, I’ve brought a dvd .....this is a classic film, ‘Confessions Of A Barman’ , pop it in and bring the popcorn ( that’s a line from the film btw.)

Sorry- had to see a man about a dog?
Back now. Hi lemon. Where's your hubby?

Seen it
Thor had a bit part

I wouldn’t ask, lemongrove, just drink.
I think the Admiral was overcome by the earlier showing of Pretty Woman, the x rated version.
Great film, by the way. The leading man looks familiar? Thor? He always said he used to be a thespian.

Ah, I thought I recognised his bit part!

Rich Reggie? Husband? No, haven’t managed to completely snare him as yet, but we are engaged! It’s a start. He has gone to see Dodgy Den about buying a new sports car, the yacht is moored in the marina until tomorrow, when we fuel up, do a Waitrose run and then off to sunnier climes.

Just off to the cellar, I promised to launder Thor’s thong.

Hello lemon, knew you would be able to keep away.
Who sat on my Caramac and melted it ?
More popcorn here please and I’ll .................. is that Thor........I never knew he could do that with it......... you’d think it would break off wouldn’t you ?

Now you’ve snapped it in half! Have to buy more Caramac.
I try and get Reggie to port on a Friday night Doodle if at all possible, I have come dressed in PJ’s tonight as I hoped to have a sleepover.?

Be careful you don’t end up in Grimsby, like poor ixion.

Sorry Doodle, I thought it was llama droppings stuck to my frillies.

Just pondering lemon, perhaps we could have a Friday night chez you and Reggie?
Tour of the yacht, canapés, cocktails. You know, a bit more upmarket, glad rags, bling.........
May we?

Brilliant idea, ixion!
Pretty please, Lemongrove.

Bags I splice the mainbrace!
I could wear my bell bottoms and matelot stripey top.
And a straw boater - or is that gondoliers??‍♀️

Yes, I want to come too. I quite fancy siping some bubbly on deck and shouting hello sailor to anyone who passes by ?

C’mon everyone, wake up! You all look so peaceful under the llama blankets, but we should really clean this place up before the lunchtime rush.
Confession of a Barman was a very instructive film, wasn’t it, although I had some very disturbing dreams.
Could we make our Friday night on the yacht an engagement party for Reggie and lemon? Lots of bunting and party poppers and a big cake - ixion could pop out of the cake halfway through the evening!

Why thank you .....a brilliant idea, our yacht will be back in harbour by next Wednesday, so Friday will be perfect!?
Wear your best bling m’dears.TTFN

Argies? Lots of alcohol? On a yacht? think a few of us will go overboard in more ways than one. With that in mind I will wear my emerald studded bikini and my diamond tiara for a bit of class. Gold deck shoes too.
Thor and I will swim out to deliver the vat of poteen. I will wear my green and blue striped knitted cossie and Thor may or may not wear his thong.

Keep it quiet, but what can we get for the couple who have everything for an engagement present? A seafaring llama? A lovely painting of all of us beauties in the Argy? A diamond encrusted vat for their poteen? Ideas please.
Who should we invite? Argy staff past and present? Or just we trusty and sensible few?

I think I will wear my inflatable boob top. Just in case I fall overboard it will help me stay afloat.
I have the perfect idea for an engagement present. How about one of those musical toilet seats. I’m sure lemon would love it, she always wanted to be a queen on her throne. ?

Hey, great idea doodle - we don't want to go tacky, do we?
If we had any money left over, how about one of those lovely pedestal mats you can get with your own designs incorporated?

I am currently getting my party outfit ready. Ploughing through James Bond movies for inspiration from the glamorous girlies with whom he frolics on yachts. Oh, and a fab channel I have just discovered called 'Gems Tv'. Beautiful jewellery and such reasonable prices. Sparkling earrings like shadaleers (I can always say that I borrowed them from a friend.......)

Sorry for the spelling mistake.
Should read 'shandaleers'.

For design, a coronet ('lemon gets what we give her') with intertwined L and RR underneath?

Lemon has been engaged more times than the toilets at Euston station. She loves getting presents

I wonder what tune the toilet seat would play? Great idea, and the designer pedestal mat! Inspired!
I’m having a long think about what to wear - something in my usual modest style I think, covering all bases, maybe inspired by Cher.