The Argy Bargy Bar is back!

I think you’d better help out grandmajet I need to get ready for my llama line dance.
Dont bother with the squirts flower just Chuck that bucket of water over her.

I threw the water, but it was just glitter! I think she’s fine though, she just drank a litre of poteen and looks quite twirly now!

Good job, she’s very sparkly too. Quite dazzling in fact.
She’s blinded my llamas and they’ve run amok. ?

Are you ready for the cannon Doodle? The llamas are very skittish after all that sugar. May have to be square line dancing.

Yes I’m ready. I’ll just slide in then you can put the roast potatoes and goose in on top. Who’s going to light it?

Ooh Doodle, that was a beautiful performance -the Tiller Girls all over again. Like Sunday Night at the London Palladium c.1960, but with class.
Mind you, they do look a bit embarrassed in that get up.

It'll only take an Ember or two.

Yes I’m very proud of them. Such good high kicks. Do you think someone can get the Admirals teeth back out of the rafters?

Right I’m ready. Start the count down and stand well back

Right I will light the fuse.

There she goes!

I’m okay.
Boy that was some BANG‼️
I can’t see anyone for the smoke.
Actually I think I’ve gone deaf too. Is anybody still standing?

Where is she? Is that her? Or the North Star?

?☄️?? byeeeeeeee ..........

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"BREAKING NEWS
The BBC has learned that two RAF fighter planes have been scrambled to investigate reports of an unidentifiable missile, last seen over Milton Keynes"

Oops

Ground control to Doodle come in Doodle

"Scientists are baffled by reports that the missile seems to be leaving a trail of small round objects in its wake, a phenomenon never seen before in space history"

Gimme my roast potatoes back wheeeeee ?

The roast potatoes. I hope the goose doesn't fall out.

Sorry, Doodle.
NASA think they are part of a spectacular meteor shower

Ooooh I’m getting dizzy going round and round like this ?. I think I’m slowing down..........I might be on my way back......

Quick, she needs something soft to land on!

The goose has landed and here comes Doodle

We should all lie down and brace ourselves!