I can’t kneel on the floor any more. Knees do play up now and then. The rot started several Christmases ago, when I was kneeling on the floor for ages, wrapping presents. Why on earth I didn’t sit at the dining room table to do it, I don’t know - I dare say it was covered with a load of cr*p, as usual, and I was too lazy to put it all away.
I can’t see dust unless I put my glasses on, but funnily enough that doesn’t bother me at all (where’s the slut emoji??)
Good Morning Monday 17th August 2026





