The Old Argy Bargy Bar.....a new lease of life!

The bar looks fantastique!
Sorry not to be here earlier.....what a busy day, so much baking am exhausted.Still a quick glass of pernod on the rocks will revive me.
Bit early yet for our can-can routine so I may doze off for a bit.zzzzzzz

Ooh la la. I look fabulous don’t I. Black fisnets, suspenders, black frilly knickers and my beautiful dress. Thank you carillion ?
I am absolutely ready for the cancan. Hope you’ve all been practicing.
peardrop you haven’t got the Admiral in your van have you? It may well be tradition but lemon won’t like it.
Must put my feet up for a bit before I slip into my stilettos ? to dance the night away . ?

Allo Allo my name is Michelle Le Bonk! ( always wanted to say that!)
Et moi Doodle, black fishnets, red frilly knickers for me and my Madonna top ( you know the one- the fallen Madonna with the big boobies) and my gold wig with purple plumes.
Where is everyone? I'm off for a jus d'orange ?

Oh what a sight we look!?
Right girls....le moment has arrived, all ready, after three, one two three and away we go......????????????

C’est magnifique!
Phew....that was a lot of effort, am fair tuckered out, and I think I may have put my back out again.?
Still, no pain no gain, and look at our audience....they’re stunned!

Bonsoir, je m'appelle Mimi Lacour, je suis wearing black fishnet tights, red frilled knickers and blue crimplene dress, oh dear, how did that happen, back to wardrobe. A little confused after being caught in the back of the van by Doodle enjoying Lemons woodland quiche with the Admiral. Ooh la la those feathers get everywhere.

Je ne regrette rien

Oh no I missed it, that'll teach me to dally with Le Admiral

Mon dieu!
What a splitz lemon

Even the Admiral is lost for words....?
The French sailors and our fire brigade boys want to celebrate with us, champagne please Thor, ten bottles of the very best
Chateau de Argy toot sweet.?

Fantastique! That was so much fun! How did I look in my Fuschia satin bustier and my pink petticoat? Now I need some refreshment! I brought a bottle of galiano and some maraschinos. Sorry to disappoint Peardroop, but I couldn't find anyone named Harvey to make an introduction. We'll have to settle for this very tasty mixed drink. So, who here wants to try a Harvey Wallbanger?!

Although....I need to get out of this corset immediately if not sooner, am laced up so tightly I have a 50 inch waist!

Is it me or is it hot in here?☺️

Vous avez no idea, just keep kicking your legs up

We were superb, what a performance, thought the stage was going to collapse. Pass the lemon for the oysters lemon, by the way is there an R in the month?? The firemen/pompiers want an encore, but I say always leave them wanting more. The Foreign Legion boys are manning the poteen still, *Doodle's gone AWOL, it's getting a bit lively in the bar.

Lins are you still choreographing for Pans People???

Apparently there’s an after-party for us all aboard the good ship HMS Coquette.....who wants to go?

Yes Carillion though it's more Aqua Keep Fit these days in the Senior Citizens Morning Class.
We'll all come lemon except for Doodle who's fast asleep on the floor, aw bless.

You are not going without me. I’ll have you know I was not asleep just resting my eyes. That high kicking wore me out.
I think this was our most successful theme night so far don’t you lemon. Great idea.

willa you certainly looked the part. That chap in the front row was besotted with you. His eyes were out on stalks ?

I’m off then with lemongroves promise of a norty, nautical night! ??

carillion wait for me, I’m coming too. My feet are killing me after all that dancing.

Come on Doodle, hurry up ...we’ve sailors to meet ??

And greet........ ?

Ooooo! Lins, you are norty!