Daily Challenge #12 (Mon 20 April) - make us smile with your Q&A jokes

How do you tell the difference between the head and tail of a worm?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

Q: Where does a dog go, when it loses its tail and needs to get another one?

A: A retail store.

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Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?

A: It was embarrassed about having to change in the middle of the road.

(I know it's a hoary chestnut. Here's another):

Q: When does a Scottish gentleman resemble a donkey?
A: When he stands on his banks and braes (brays)

How do you recognize an excellent farmer?
He's outstanding in his field.

How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't. You get down off a duck.

My all time favourites:

Q. How do you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

A. A weasel is weasily identified but a stoat is stoatally different.

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A. No idea!

Q. What do you call a man with no ears?

A. Anything you like! He can't hear you!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What do you call a girl between houses?
Alley

What do you call a girl in a frying pan?
Patty

I stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun was.

Then it dawned on me.

My son's favourite joke pre-school (he's now 40). I lost count of how often I heard him tell this joke to anyone and everyone.

How do you make a sausage roll?

Push it down a steep hill!

What sits at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

What do you call a man sitting in a cauldron?
Stew.
What do you call a man lying underneath a car?
Jack.

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

Warren.

Stop! Stop! They are so awful, I can’t stop laughing...

did you hear the one about the blind skunk?
It fell in love with a fart.

What do you call a Dinosaur with no eyes?
A dyathinkesaurus.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Eileen.

What happened to the paperboy, He blew away.

Q. What can go up the pipe down but can’t go down the pipe up?
A. An umbrella

Q. What do you call a nun on a bicycle?
A. A cyclist!

What do you call a teenaged rabbit?

A pubic hare.

Not sure what to make of this one but here goes ...

Q: What do you call a camp site?
A: Julian Clary

lizzypop I LOVE your weasel and stoat one! I laughed out loud at that!!!

CariGransnet thanks for this thread - it has really cheered me up just when I needed it most.

Q. How do you make a Viennese Whirl?

A. Put him on a merry-go-round.

Q What is the difference between a duck ?

A One of its legs is both the same.

I was told this many years ago ( in the sixties) still dont understand it ! !