When I'm on chat lines, I sit on my staircase which is comfy, convenient and has my essentials - cup of coffee, etc., - about me. This prevents intrusive eyes or horrible tidying up. I'm much too lazy but don't particularly want to share the evidence of that. I fully understand and indulge in natural nosiness myself but I do draw the line at commenting on what I see. I think/ hope Sarah Vine will retain her curtains for many years to come if she so wishes. Some people will actually say the criticisms were only made in fun. Really?