Let's see if we can make each other laugh

Before the virus we used to cough to hide a fart.
Now we fart to hide a cough !

Bit risqué

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Those Mumsnet memes are good. Just whiled away a good half hour having a chuckle. Thank you for the links xx

This is me!

GreenGran78 Yours really did make me laugh out loud! ?

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Thanks everyone, these are just what's needed!

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Last one, I think !

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From Still Game:- when grandson came to stay with one of the old guys, he was told " Son, I run a tight ship, not a sh-te tip!"

Coconut Lol
Some greatnposts here. Can't beat a good laugh

My wife spread out a map of the world and said throw a dart and wherever it lands we'll have a nice long holiday there, when the virus is over. So I threw the dart and we'll be spending 2 weeks behind the fridge!

We watched a film the other night which I can so recommend, gave us a good laugh and brighten up our moods in this difficult time. "The Fast Lady" on Talking Pictures with James Robertson Justice, Stanley Baxter, and Leslie Phillips. It was really enjoyable. Let's all keep our chins up, but easier said than done with current news.

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Hi this is so true ???

www.google.co.uk/search?q=we+will+all+go+together+when+we+go&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-gb&client=safari
Remember when we thought the world was going to end, during the Cold War? We survived.
I love Tom Lehrer’s black humour. And we didn’t “All go together.”
We will get through this threat, too.

Love this idea and the jokes so far. Am now racking my brains for one that has no unacceptable words
Molly Come on Molly, stop racking! They're the only ones worth telling!

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Lots about these days, from pals on WhatsApp