Time for another great Gransnet story!

Donned her Marigolds and whipped out her feather duster.

Throwing her high heels across the room, startled him, he glanced at the window just in time to spot..

Hopefully Aggie, he thought, as he had always found her strangely hypnotic, particularly when she..

He wondered who this woman could be, who had magically cleaned everything, even though cleaning products were in short supply. Could it be Kim or Aggie?

And as if by magic everyone was sparkly clean just a little sticky. The gin was just a small stretch away

"Come with me" whispered the woman through her veil "and I will explain all." She led him

Sorry about the dashes, don't know what happened there!

He was very naive, he had lived a sheltered life.

Oh no I was too late I x posted and I thought I was being so clever but couldn’t remember how to spell Dieu
?

Sorry, missed a page!

..a French letter. Mon Dieu what is this for he exclaimed !....

Because he was worried he was going to miss the next press conference, and his arch enemy Jeremy was waiting in the wings ready to sabotage his carefully thought out plans to help the economy.

'a pill that gave everlasting life. However, there were certain conditions attached, so he-

... whereupon rummaging about he found a little purple box containing ...

She offered him safety in her ample bosom

A mysteriously veiled young woman

he collapsed into the arms of

When he felt as if his chest was going to burst....

Checked everything was still intact, then ran and ran . . .

What the Dickens am I supposed to do now? So he hastily reached down and---

Well, he muttered, I'm no bluddy Shakespeare but....

Further and further finally showing his agenda it was quite a long one so we dragged him.....

as his trousers ripped off and displayed his Brexit pants, he plunged ..........

His trousers got caught on a nail half way down the wall, leaving him dangling and shouting . . .

"Too late" he cried and jumped out the window. They watched as

Before he passed on the dreaded gransnetteritis