Oh, the sugar shortage! We'd run out of sugar at home and there was none in the shops but we had a holiday booked in Belgium starting a couple of days later. While we were away, I went into the local branch of Delhaize and bought a couple of kilos.
The lady who owned our B&B saw them and asked why I was buying sugar so I explained about not being able to get it at home. She looked puzzled and said, "that's really strange. With us, it's salt. You can't get salt anywhere at the moment; I don't know what we'll do when the last little bit has gone." I told her I'd post her some after I got home.
Five days later, I was home and shopping in the local Fine Fare. Guess what? No salt! None in Sainsburys, Tesco or any of the little local shops either. I can't remember how long that lasted or if anyone ever knew the reason for it but, when I phoned our Belgian hostess to explain why I wouldn't be sending salt after all, she said not to worry, it's back in the Belgian shops now!
Duh?!