Hi Gingster, There was a little drummer and he loved a one eyed cook, he loved and he loved her though she had a cock eyed look with her one eye on the pot and the other up the chimney with a bow wow wow, fa la a dow a diddy, bow wow a do a diddy now wow wow. There’s three more verses. In the last one they go to be married but “her one eye killed the parson and the other stopped the clock” ??? Probably not PC now!!
AIBU to wish toilet cubicles were a decent size.
What "back then" inconvenience would annoy today's youngsters?
Angela Rayner is a scrounger, grifter and shameless hypocrite.


. Here it is, lodged firmly in my memory:-

