Re-naming things

I have mentioned this before but it still makes me smile.

I was messaging my brother about DD3's ex - autocorrect changed my name for him to Arsenal!

Kitty ??

I quite often text my son to invite him to a smart dinner.

Father and daughter were out one Saturday morning having a coffee while waiting for a sibling at a dance lesson.
Dad received a text from his wife “ ask Lucy what she wants from life”
A serous discussion ensued.
New text arrives. “ not life.... Lidl!!!!

What have you renamed?
Not me, but Iady I know of complained her computer had been hacked again; she said " that's the third time I've had to rename the cat.!"

I sent a text to someone called Leigh, but my phone changed her name to Leggings.

I'm always renaming things in my posts!
Even if I correct something back, when I press post it changes mid-air!

I was just posting non-Jews
Sorry non-Jews

Bloody hello - non-Jews

No not n o n - J e w s
Nor hello - h e l l

n o n - n e w s

I email my French friends ending with bisous ie kisses. For a long time it changed it to “bisons”! Honestly!

Coincidentally I've just posted on the David Copperfield thread and my Uriah Heep came out as Irish Herpes !!