What are you talking about, or just being snitty again
Oh dear Maw! You've got the wrong end of the stick again!
Annsixty says she's an Ox, next year is Year of the Ox, therefore you two become Oxen, You've just told us you are expected to wear red undies for the rat, so what colour for the Ox? Or is that cracker still in the box?
Unfortunately the Chinese don't recognise Year of the Donkey, but they do revere their elders and I'm proud to say my underwear is always virgin white! 
Happy Now?
OoRoo from a lovely Australia Day.