I was wondering what to do this morning and decided I would like to take the dog for a walk along the beach. Throw sticks, chat to people, pick up shells etc. Then round it off by going to the harbour cafe and sip on a cappuccino whilst watching the boats.
One slight problem .....
I live nowhere near the sea and I don't have a dog.
The ironing it is then. ?
The land is dry, and the people are ...stupid?




