Amusing surnames lighthearted post

I once taught a girl called Tess Tickles.

When I told my dad about Tammy Screws back in the 70s, I remember him telling me of a co-worker named Joe Shitly! Why is it that I can't remember 90% of current details and yet those are clear as a bell?!

There was a family near us with the surname Weedy, and the male PE teacher at school many moons ago was Tom Argument
But changing the subject slightly a local village to us is called Ramshaw and for reasons i don't know that always reduces me to laughter when we drive through

Theresa Green

Did you go to school with sodapop basically or are there a lot of Teresa Greens around ?
Not surnames but we had a Gail and Raine at school

Someone I came across years ago was a Mrs Hiscock who had two sons, Mark and Luke. There was also an undertaker where we lived before called Mr Boddy.

Funny Names ... I was born a Hooker! When I divorced I didn’t go back to my maiden name as I was a college lecturer and my students would’ve had a good laugh being taught by a hooker!

i went to school with Teresa Green, what her parents were thinking, or probably not, when naming her!

My sisters' headmaster was called Ansell Savage so all his letters to parents were signed "A Savage" with "Headmaster" on the line below.

There's an estate agents near here called Doolittle & Dalley. Presumably there's a Mr/s Doolittle and a Mr/s Dalley somewhere in the story.

I once paid a Dr Doctor and an A. Nurse - I worked for the Health Authority and their jobs fit their names!
I went to school with a Will Drown - when he left school, he had a boating business - I kid you not!

Not exactly amusing but a man drove into the back of my car. His name was Ronald McDonald. No he didn't have a red nose and big feet.

Our local undertaker was Mr Stiff.

Just a silly one.

A teacher called Mrs Crump made me giggle.

I remember our butcher when I was a child... Mr Bull.

When I was expecting two of my babies my consultant was Mr Fairbairn. He didn't disappoint!

A local GP....Dr Badrashi.

My butcher was called Mr Carver and my friend's dentist Mr Savage. DDs went to school with a Teresa Green and a Tallulah Plum, which I love!
When I worked at the hospital I came across some great names and, as the surname would usually be printed first, I enjoyed Rolls, Royce and the most memorable, Fanfart, Fanny.

My lovely physio's first name is Meekness

There is a local family called Bytheway. Not particularly amusing but unusual.

There was a girl in my school called Gillian Uren - sadly her skin was rather yellow.

Don't want to offend

But there was a man called Christmas Cock in the late 1800's

Before she married my dad, mum ‘walked out’ with a Mr. Box in Blackpool. His father was the local undertaker.

Omg ScotinOz I almost choked on my cuppa, Mr UFUK that’s made my Monday, fancy being stuck with that one, lol I will be smiling all day now, love it

----Can't see for laughing !

My dad as a boy, had a maid in the family home called Mrs Shufflebottom and with 3 boys in the house there was much mischief over her name.

When dad died, mum went to register his death and spoke to a Mr Clutterbuck, to which she'd stifled a laugh at what was a sad time, but once out of the office out came the hankie and she roared laughing.

I've noticed lots of surnames along the way which have been befitting to their jobs/businesses/companies.

I remember two pupils I taught one called Owen More, the other was Heavenly Best.
There was a boy in my infants class called Maldwyn Mackie, it always amused me, no idea why, wonder where he is now.

When I worked, we had to go out to the waiting room and call the clients by name. (I live in Sydney). Some of the 'foreign' names were very hard for my Scottish tongue to pronounce. However, the worst name was Mr UFUK....especially as I started laughing ??

Also, our financial advisors name is Lillycrap!